It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold:...– Charles Dickens (via agentlewoman)
If you dig in and fight the changes, they will smash you to bits. They’ll hold...– Shauna Niequist || bittersweet (via avictoriousfeast)
‘the tongue has no bone, but is strong enough to break a heart, so be careful...– Unknown (via 10bullets)
His glory covered the heavens and his praise filled the earth. His splendor was...– Habakkuk 3:3-4 (via withonefootinafairytale)
The name of this blog is...!: Aabyssopelagic... →
choc-o-late: A abyssopelagic (ah-BIS-so-pah-lah-jik) — of, like or pertaining to the depths of the ocean alexithymia (ah-lek-sah-THI-mee-ah) — inability to describe emotions in a verbal manner apricity (AP-ris-i-tee) — the warmth of the sun in the winter argent (AR-jent) — 1. a metal tincture…
You spoke with the voice of an angel. As it reached my ears it tumbled down into...– I Love Everything About You (via settheworld-onfire-forhim)
Love is blind, fate don't care.
deardiamond: Don’t worry ‘bout nothing. Let it go, see what tomorrow brings Don’t worry ‘bout nothing. Pray about everything.
Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
Russia: You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.
PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England.
Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.
Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.
Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.
Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
Also Tumblr: I give you a hamburger.
Cows: The shit you go through.
This post: Started off as a post that explained different gouverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked
saving-mercy: Homeland Security by Judah Smith Pretty awesome message today on Heaven.
Cheap grace is the enemy of the church. It means forgiveness of sins proclaimed...– Dietrich Bonhoeffer The Cost of Discipleship (via allenfinkenwalde) This is simply not stressed enough (via kathe814)
Sometimes I wonder how many people are theatre...
whatshouldtheatrecallme: everdeen13: Reblog if you enjoy theatre. Any musical. Any straight play. If there is a single one you like, reblog.
You can have no greater disappointment in anyone than you can have in yourself.